"Is this real life?" asked the perpetual dreamer.

I love you,

bitch.

I want Breaking Bad, but at the same point I don’t because once it’s done it will be gone forever.

Drinking this magical liquid right now.

My favorite McKayla Maroney sour face inspired photos.

For many more check out this person’s Tumblr http://mckaylaisnotimpressed.tumblr.com/

Ain’t that the sad truth of life? I wonder if me and the scale ever will have a kind and loving relationship with each other? It’s highly doubtful while my love of every type of food continues to live on. Why can’t I just eat what I want all the while being a skinny bitch?

Evolution of life and love. Where and how does it end?

feministfilm: Now when I’m walking down the street people are yelling like, “Hey B!” […] Well, this kind of sort of answers my question as to whether Krysten Ritter knows that everyone hates her Breaking Bad character for no real reason. “It was a good sign.” Everyone hated Jane. I liked her before Jesse got her back on drugs.

(Source: annperkins)

I was watching Celebrity Apprentice and there’s this girl Aubrey O’Day who is such an arrogant bitch. It’s not even funny. In the last episode she was so mean to another contestant for no reason. Why would you insult another beautiful 45 year old woman like this? It’s just catty and fucking mean. It doesn’t make you look any better, it just makes you look like a horrible human being. She wasn’t insulting the woman based on anything with her personality or talent, but just based on her age. You, miss, are a fucking bitch.

“This brand has been around for 100 years. Just like Tia.”

“I’m sorry if at 50-something years old … if I’m overshadowing her at 27,”

The thing is, you can tell she is actually smart and creative because she always comes up with ideas and is very good at carrying out tasks. I just wish she wasn’t so insulting to her peers and so quick to say how amazing she thinks she is all the time.

I went to Belize once and the whole time my family and my friend Jessie kept putting Belize into words and phrases. For instance, “Can you Belize it?”